This is a story about how Dave says stuff, and certain people remember that stuff. And then they take the thing he said that he thought time forgot (as did he) and waste enormous amounts of time and resources to make sure the internet knows what he said.
A quick text and video recap of what went down. This is very much a true story almost exactly as it happened.
INT. SOMEWHERE – NIGHT
If I remember correctly, somebody said something about a certain type of porn, and I was like they make porn about that.
Jenn Remembered 13 years ago
You can make porn about anything…You could make horseshoe porn.
Dave said at the time (Which Jenn also remembered)
I’m gonna build a site about this. You just wait. It’s gonna be great.
Andrew Said (13 years later)